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Hello all of my mortal friendz. I do not have them up yet, but I will soon. Pictures and the process of my Autopsy on a Demon-Possessed Furby. I will include subtitlez and photoz of the process of Fluffy being mercilessly torn apart into shredz for my own descructive desirez.
As far as furbyz go, you could find them everywhere a year ago. I've seen one once in a while lately, prolly the cause of Fluffy'z death. Although an amusing little creature when itz not being annoying (sleeping) and a very interesting looking fuzzy thing, mine was bought simply for scientific purposes. Honestly, Fluffy was more amusing dead than alive.
I have proof, however, that Fluffy in particular was demon-possessed. I had batteriez in 3 of my furbyz. My large one, Kah-Dah doesn't wake up anyway, lazy just like me. Doo-Moh the other baby furby was very dissapointed to see Fluffy go. No more eternity baby gigglez that I was very not amuzed by.
Though I must include an Advisory
Hey, don't ever hack a Furby, because they are sweet, fuzzy little creatures who crave love and affection, and not a scalpel blade. They are fuzzy, as I mentioned, and also cute, so don't be mean to them by cutting holes in them and replacing their guts with assorted trinkets pulled from mechanical barney dollz. Actually, don't even wreck mechanical barney dollz, since they are good fun for the whole family and promote family bonding of a type that no fuzzy Gremlin-like creature could ever hope to see. Everyone should hug their next door neighbor on a regular basis, worship Elijah Wood, mow people's lawns for fun, and never, ever see movies with Brad Pitt in them (they promote birth defects). If you decide to ignore this warning, I can not be held accountable for anything, including but not limited to: Demonic possesion of a fuzzy children's toy, bodily injury or death by overwhelming stupidity, elevated household radon levels, anything relating to non-dairy creamer or marshmallow peeps, or anything else, for that matter. Don't say I didn't warn you.
This really isn't rocket science, people... Just be careful not to slice open any major arteries(on you or the furby), and the surgery should be a success!
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